How to get ahead…

In the mould of self-help gurus and “how-to” books, here’s my very own tip on how to get ahead in life…

Step 1: Find a willing subject.

Step 2: Get a really sharp knife…

I guess you can see where this is going…so i shall just let the video speak for itself (yes, i know it was a very baaaaaaaad joke…but it could’ve been worse. Just to let you know, my other idea for a title was “How to get someone else’s goat”…you decide which is worse).

Caution: Not for the squeamish (but i know you’re going watch it anyway)