Remember those cartoon clips or comics with some hobo holding a sign declaring “The end of the world is nigh”? Well…this is not quite that, but I was walking past someone who was talking loudly in public on his cell-phone today, and it got me thinking about how things that were considered weird, out-of-the-ordinary, or publicly unacceptable 10 to 20 years ago (or even five), are now commonplace. I mean, if you saw someone not holding a cell-phone, and talking to himself and gesturing wildly, you would think he or she wasn’t all there. Anyhow, I decided to compile a little “sign of the times” list of my own, but feel free to add on…
You know that the times they are a-changing when…
1) You see people talking to themselves on the street, gesturing wildly, and you don’t bat an eyelid anymore…because they are talking to someone over the phone on their bluetooth headset.
2) You see people with brightly coloured hair, heavy make-up, nail polish, tight-fitting revealing clothes…and you think it’s normal.
And the girls are even worse.
3) You think it is perfectly acceptable to pay three times what you’d pay for a plate of rice for lunch, on a cup of “designer coffee” for a morning break.
4) You are driving into town and hear a beep every few hundred metres…and your heart jumps in tandem. With pain…not joy.
5) Instead of exchanging phone numbers with someone you have not seen for a long time, you exchange Skype contacts…or Facebook…or Twitter…
6) Instead of keeping details of one’s personal life private (in a journal or diary), sordid and/or mundane details are now broadcast for the world to read on blogs, Facebook and Twitter…regardless of whether other people want to know or not.
7) Pple cant spell, write or speak properly anymore bcos dey r used 2 typing lik dis on their fones everyday, day n nite. I juz dun see how e pple who do sumting like dis can be taken seriously. Rite? Okie?
Smileys or emoticons are used to convey emotions and feelings better than through face-to-face conversation.
9) One uses email or instant messaging to ask the colleague sitting at the next desk whether he or she wants to go for lunch.
10) One has more “friends” and contacts on one’s mobile phone, Facebook account or email list than one has in real life.
Of course, this is not exhaustive, so please feel free to add on!
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Afternote: I just realised (after viewing the final published post) that point number eight became a smiley wearing sunglasses. How apt. Here’s another sign of the times…one cannot use close parentheses anymore without one’s computer thinking you are trying to smile.